HAC
My friends, JOIN ME!!!!
Our way of life is in danger!!!
Our way of life, nay, our very existence in this reality, is in terrible danger... I assume you have heard of the ones they call "Hanson". These demonic beings are a threat to even the smallest microbe of life in this universe. They must be destroyed!!! JOIN ME!!! Extinguish the life from there evil bodies. I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL THEY ARE BUT DUST AT MY FEET!!!! JOIN ME AND HELP CRUSH THERE BONES TO POWDER!!!!!!
After you join HAC, you will recieve the following:
A PP7
A grenade launcher
A rocket launcher
Remote Mines, set of 11
Timed Mines, set of 11
Proximity Mines, set of 11
You shall also recieve a watch communicator combination laser, so each member can keep in touch.
NOTE: Due to the fact that the US Postal Service steals all equipment and uses it themselves, you will actually recieve nothing...
To join, please send an e-mail to request to the address below...